…all of the following brilliant monikers failed to even make the field of 64 for 2011:
- Tore Vikingstad,
- Clifford Many Heads
- Dick Longwish
- Vandy Blue Spikes
- Harry Baals
Who did make it? Number one seeds Monquarius Mungo, Atticus Disney, stonegarden grindlife (correct spelling), and La’Peaches Pitts, all names so suspiciously fake but real that they might automatically merit a police search of your hotel room if you dared to check in using one of them. With past winners like Barkevious Mingo, Nohjay Nimpson, and Steele Sidebottom, they have a legacy of nominal greatness to live up to unequalled in all of fake internet competition.
Nohjay Simpson is such a sleeper. One of those names that creeps up on you without realizing it. Obviously, the biggest snubs from this year’s soon to be released bracket are Harry Baals and Dick Longwish. I think they are the VCU and USC of the year, so they should have a play in game to get on the bracket.