Charlie Sheen’s Show Last Night

Here’s the play-by-play from Sheen’s second “show” in Chicago last night on his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. As you may have heard, Saturday night’s Detroit show was a bomb, but this went a little better:

8:33 PM — Charlie took off his shirt after someone in the crowd yelled, “Get naked.” He traded shirts with a guy from the crowd who was much larger than him. Oh, forgot to mention — after last night’s performance, no opening comic this time.
8:42 PM — Nothing too exciting. Telling stories, including the one about the first time he smoked weed … with Chris Penn in Malibu.
8:50 PM — The show is in intermission. Much more structured than last night’s. So far, no booing.
9:14 PM — And we’re back! Sheen’s got a fresh cig and talking about a party he went to once with Mick Jagger and Eddie Van Halen.
9:20 PM — Charlie says he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million. He tells the interviewer he pays for sex because he has millions.
9:25 PM — Charlie says he was supposed to be in “The Karate Kid,” but his dad told him to do a lesser movie instead. “My dad has great advice.”

9:30 PM — How’s this for an about face — Charlie said he would go back to “Two and Half Men,” but he did say the people who run it are blood suckers. But he called Jon Cryer a “rock star.”
9:45 PM — Charlie is now reading a letter from one of the goddesses.
9:52 PM — And with that letter … the show is over. All in all, a much better experience than last night.

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Posted on April 4, 2011, in charlie sheen, chicago, funny quote. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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