Great Gossip on Rory McIlroy

Now we all know exactly why Rory shot an 80 on Sunday at The Masters…a crazy ex-girlfriend:

Rory McIlroy’s life took another bizarre twist at the Masters after former girlfriend Holly Sweeney turned up out of the blue. She came to congratulate him on his win. … Unknown to McIlroy, or indeed to anyone outside his management company, Holly had secretly rushed over from Holywood [Ed. note: Hollywood, Ireland] to surprise him on the 18th green at the conclusion of the season’s opening Major. It was supposed to be a fantastic celebration, a joyous snapshot to go around the world…Here’s how it probably played out in Augusta.




Holly: “Surprise!”
Rory: [speechless]
Rory: [30 seconds later] “Hey …”
Holly: “That’s all you have to say? I flew 3,000 miles for you.”
Rory: [nervous laughter] “Yeah, you really flew over, huh?”
Holly: “What’s that supposed to mean? Aren’t you happy to see me?”
Rory: [sweating] “Of course!” [hugs her] [glances at his agent, expecting him to do something]
Holly: “I knew it.” [starts crying] “I know we’ve been separated, but I knew you’d want me here.”
Rory: [stammers] “Of course. I’ve gotta go play, but I’ll see you after, okay?”
Holly: [staring into his eyes] “Perfect.”
Rory: [unable to make eye contact] “Perfect.”


So she was a stage 5 clinger who wanted to join in on his Masters party. She flies across the pond and shocks the hell out of Rory, who already knew how crazy she was. Here’s further proof: a creepy tweet from Rory’s ex Holly Sweeney yesterday. Yep, she’s nuts:

 Holly Sweeney 


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Posted on June 20, 2011, in Golf, holly sweeney, pga tour, rory mcilroy, the masters, Twitter, US Open. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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