Tony Parker Says "What Lockout?"

Well here’s a guy who doesn’t seem too concerned about the looming NBA lockout for the next season. The Spurs point guard threw down 5000 bucks for a jet pack ride on the water in St. Tropez. 

Parker paid €3,500 (roughly $5,025) … to rent something called a JetLev — which uses ocean water to propel the rider into the air … as if he/she were flying on a jet pack. We’re told Parker spent several hours on the water … and also spent some time hanging out on a really expensive yacht … because he’s rich … and that’s what rich people do. 

Longoria/Parker Divorce is Final. Let Eva’s "Post-Divorce Hotness" Commence

Since the divorce is official, it’s only right Eva’s starting upping her level of hotness for the single market. 

Sources familiar with the case tell TMZ both sides agreed that Texas was the proper place for the divorcebecause that’s where the prenup was signed. TMZ broke the story about the dueling divorce petitions, but ultimately there was no conflict. We’re told all issues connected with the divorce have been resolved and it was done in a very amicable way.
These are all recent photos of her.  Tony Parker messed this one up.

Sketchiness

Yeah, I could see this coming, especially with the Tony Parker/Eva Longoria scandal still looming:

Tony Parker‘s former San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry is officially divorced from Erin Barry … the woman who adamantly denied having a sexting relationship with TP during his marriage to Eva Longoria…Erin was awarded child support through 2013 to the tune of $4,000 a month — but agreed to stop taking Brent’s money three years after she graduates from law school … with the expectation she can provide for herself. 
Meanwhile, Tony and Eva’s divorce is still pending … in two different states. 
It’s so blatanly clear that these two divorces are related, but we will probab;y never get the full story. So, here it is: TOny Parker most likely hooked up with Brent Barry’s ex-wife. Done.

Erin Barry Shoots Down Rumors

The soon-to-be ex-wife of Tony Parker’s teammate in San Antonio took to her website to dispel the rumor that she broke up Eva Longoria and Parker’s marriage:

“I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TONY PARKER, nor did I “pursue” Tony Parker. She continues, “Unfortunately, because our divorces are occurring at the same time, great speculation has been cast on our friendship…My friendship with Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage (which is painful enough without this added drama), and to assume that we had an affair is naïve, ridiculous, and completely misguided.”
Okay, there goes that juicy story. Still, the unanswered question is: why did they file for divorce so suddenly?

Tony Parker Fires Back at Eva

Ooohhh…this divorce is getting a little vicious:

Tony filed his own divorce papers in Texas, just days after Eva filed in California. Sources tell us Eva’s side had absolutely no idea Tony’s lawyer filed the docs — and, we’re told, Eva was “very upset” when she found out…Sources say … since Tony’s lawyer felt Eva’s divorce papers left open the possibility she would challenge the prenup, he wanted to protect his client by filing in Texas, which several experts tell us could be beneficial to Tony in terms of enforcing the prenup.
The story goes on. Let me translate things for everyone. Tony probably cheated, but he also wants to save as much of his NBA money as possible. At the same time, that Desperate Housewives money ain’t so bad either…